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EXCLUSIVE / Lebron Zace does not agree!

2023-02-20 17:29:52Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
EXCLUSIVE / Lebron Zace does not agree!
Deputy Lebron Zaçe in Parliament disagreeing

TIRANA / DIVJAKĕ / BERAT - Although the folk author insists in his legendary song that Berat was the one who had the luck, reality speaks differently. A new folkloric song informs that: What luck did this Divjaka have / she grabbed Lebron by the collar...

It is about the prominent socialist deputy, Lebron Zaçe, who, as is known worldwide, has done his best to protect the interests of his voters, wherever he has run. In Lebron's long curriculum, numerous cases of protests, disagreements, rejections, raising one's voice, irritations and objections stand out.

The only period when Lebron appeared relatively calm, did you say he was sedated, was surprisingly the time when he served as deputy prime minister, that is, when at least theoretically he had something in hand. Even then, the Patronage archives say that Deputy Prime Minister Lebron Zaçe had occasional moments of irritation, mainly at the address of the municipality of Tirana because it had given permission for the construction of a building near Lebron's house, disturbing the peace of him and his neighbors. others.

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But this was a short and transitory period. Because the media reports that the deputy of Divjaka, Lebron Zaçe, does not agree again. In fact, Lebron got up yesterday in the middle of the parliament and, scolding all the socialists present and those absent, declared: No, I don't agree!

Later, Lebron called a press conference to clarify that he could not agree. And to reinforce his refusal, Lebron also posted a couple of short videos on Facebook and Twitter, where he assured his voters that even in the near future, he had no intention of agreeing.

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As is logical, the exclusive topics on which MP Lebron Zaçe disagrees are related to agriculture, which is the main and most profitable sector of Divjakas, Lushnjakas and beyond. In relation to any steps taken by the government - which Lebroni has been a part of until recently - in this sector, the combative MP has at least expressed reservations. In many cases he has been deeply skeptical. And most of all, it was totally the opposite. The reactions of the agricultural deputy in this direction, at least in the last two years, have varied from: This is not how this work is done - you are putting it in vain - agriculture is not formalized by asking for invoices - you are doing everything for show; up to: You are robbing the farmer, forcing him to flee the country, serving the import wholesalers!

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So far so good. Which means very bad. Until the moment when, while Lebron Zaçe was taking a rest break after having refused and opposed all day, he received an invitation from i Gjati: " Lebron, I know that you have a lot of reservations about everything that has been done for agriculture so far. Maybe I fell on your neck. Come and become the Minister of Agriculture, implement your Divjako-lushnjarak vision, maybe it will work out better for us. Start even on Saturday."

One would think that Lebron Zace would fight out of his mind. Maybe he would fall into silence, he would think about the decision he would make. Or would he seek to gain time.

But no. The instinct to protect the voter at all costs, the combative DNA of the popular tribune that makes no compromises, triumphed over every other desire. LeBroni raised her voice to the eighth octave—which only professional sopranos and the singer of Deep Purple can reach—and declared:

Never ever. Refuse. This is not how these things are done. I don't agree, I don't agree!!!

Note: Patronajisti is a satirical agro-food column        


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