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ART-CULTURE / The old musical instrument returns, Muli discovers the whistle!

2023-02-13 23:38:42Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
ART-CULTURE / The old musical instrument returns, Muli discovers the whistle!
Muli practicing on the old Pelazge tool

TIRANA - In an important event for cultural heritage that has also attracted the attention of UNESCO, the focus of the Albanian and regional media yesterday was the discovery of a forgotten musical instrument, which has its origins as far back as the Pelasgians. The lucky discoverer was Muli, who, out of joy at this find, began to fall for it the moment it fell into his hands.

Muli, a prominent doctor who, many years ago, was notified that he had received his doctor's degree while on guard duty at the Democratic Party building, upon receiving the whistle, began browsing scientific literature to unravel the method of use. The Patronageist learns from confidential sources that Muli realized that it is enough to blow on them, and the musical instrument makes a sound. But the first time there was a small incident.

"Simple dog, just air dashka," Muli said at first, and decided to blow hard. But as seconds passed, the eminent doctor noticed that the precious reserve of oxygen in his lungs was running out. Then he decided to stop the music, take another breath and start blowing again.

As soon as he got his hands on the whistleblowing technology, Muli headed for the parliament. Very soon, and rightfully so, everyone started calling him Mul Pellasg.

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Mul Pellazgu is the most accomplished symbol of meritocracy in the democracy of the value system and the individual elevation of the basis of contribution and skills. Although the level of difficulty of understanding the above sentence would be merciless for Mul's fragile cerebral cells, he still vaguely understands that it is some kind of symbol.

Deep, eloquent, serious, polyhedral, not just well-read but erudite, Muli - whose full name is Flamur - gave another example of intelligence on Monday, which was declared a day of mourning for the victims of the terrible earthquake in Turkey and Syria.

Thus, to show solidarity, Muli learned that on Monday the flags of the institutions would be placed at half-mast. Because he knows that he is also an institution for the Democratic Party, Flamuri climbed a pole to the headquarters of the Democratic Party, reached halfway and stayed there for a full 30 seconds. But he realized that his powers were leaving him, and after turning yellow and black, he let himself slide down in solidarity.

But what we did was five to nothing compared to the whistle.

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For those who don't know, apart from other talents, Muli also has the talent of an MP. Consequently, he entered the Serbian temple of democracy by blowing the whistle. At first, the policemen in the yard of the building got confused and ran to surround him, after they remembered him as a thief. But as soon as the police chief recognized him, he said to his men with relief: "Ahaa. False alarm, let it be Muli. Don't notice it!"

So Muli entered the hall, and to the indescribable emotion of the Minister of Culture Hallva Margarina, he began to blow the whistle neatly, with only one note. As soon as the next speaker remembered that Muli had finished, he would gasp and fall again. He fell again and again, and for half an hour he amazed not only the deputies and the ministers of crime, but all Albanians, because the session was broadcast live.

But once he got tired, and the colleagues he was close to heard him mutter, "I knew it was so tiring, I'd rather get an engineering degree"....

Note: Patronageist, as the satirical column that it is, has learned that Muli has been invited to participate in the folklore festival of Gjirokastra, on the condition that the whistle is blown by Memaliaj...     


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