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DENOUNCMENT / Ahmet Arbenaj: They are blackmailing me, they want to return me as deputy prime minister!

2022-12-19 17:10:43Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
DENOUNCMENT / Ahmet Arbenaj: They are blackmailing me, they want to return me as
Ahmet Arbenaj entering the parliament with a bag full of disinfectants

TIRANA / LONDON - A strong reaction has come after several weeks of silence, from the former deputy/reconstructive prime minister of the Albanian government, Ahmet Arbenaj, in response to numerous accusations that he is the main author of the now famous environmentalist incinerator scheme.

Siç dihet, skema - që parashikonte riciklim maksimal të mbetjeve qytetare dhe fshatare, dhe djegien finale të plehrave që nuk kishte burrë nëne t’i riciklonte, me synim prodhimin e një sasie të atillë energjie sa do nxirrte jashtë loje gjithë kaskadën e Drinit - është denoncuar nga armiqtë e mjedisit si mashtruese dhe dëmprurëse për shëndetin e publikut.

Armiku i mjedisit, pisanjosi Myrto Këllira ka deklaruar prej vitesh në media se skema e frymëzuar nga Arbenaj kishte për qëllim pastrimin e mjedisit shqiptar në një shkallë aq të madhe, saqë në Shqipëri do të shkaktohej mungesë e patolerueshme mikrobesh dhe bakteresh të dobishme, duke dëmtuar kësisoj imunitetin natyral të njerëzve.

“Është fakt se pas konstatimeve të para për një pastrim të mjedisit në nivele alarmante, banorët e Shqipërisë nisën të largohen masivisht nga vendi nën pretekstin e kërkimit të një jete më të mirë dhe rrogave më të fisme në Gjermani, Angli, Skoci, Uells etj,” akuzon zoti Këllira, “por arsyeja e vërtetë e eksodit ka qenë dhe mbetet gjetja e mikrobeve dhe baktereve europiane për një imunitet të shëndetshëm”.       

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Patronazhisti rikujton se akuza si këto dhe më të rënda, detyruan nënkryetarin e qeverisë shqiptare Ahmet Arbenaj të linte mbërdhe mistrinë, llaçin dhe tullat e rindërtimit, të hiqte përparësen në shenjë proteste dhe të jepte dorëheqjen.

They even accused Arbenaj that the owners of the incinerators had paid for lunches and dinners, coffee and cappuccinos, hotels and vacations, massages and trips, airplanes and cars with a credit card, because he is an incorrigible curmudgeon and despite the fact that he does not know where to lead the millions, his soul also wanted a free trip and some summer croissants.

Meanwhile, the charges say, even though the hala incinerators had not started work, government payments for the project continued. The owners of the incinerators protested that they did not deserve the money, that they could not accept it, that they could not sleep at night, as the factories were still not incinerating anything. But these protests fell on deaf ears, as Arbenaj had cut them to pieces: " Either take the money, or make me blind!"

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After the resignation, Ahmet Arbenaj remained silent for some time. But when he went to the Parliament as a simple deputy, he did not vote for any clean law as a sign of protest. " Stay there, in the mud like pigs, cronies," he said to himself. Everything about the cleanliness, the environment and the anti-microbials gave him allergies. Until when a money laundering draft arrived at the Assembly, he became ill for a week in a row, with fever and swollen tonsils.

But even silence has a limit. Yesterday, the former deputy chief cleaner declared to the media that the whole wave of accusations against him was tendentious and blackmailing.

"Certain segments, in cooperation with unspecified segments, are pressuring me to return to the post of deputy prime minister, " Arbenaj declared, " but I am declaring here that I do not bow to blackmail; and I have closed the history of governments and government institutions. Finally, here the flowers eat the donkeys".

Following this, Arbenaj clarified that he would open another page of his career, this time in the private sector.

"I was just informed that my request to work as a head washerman in London has been accepted", concluded Arbenaj.      

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