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INCIDENT / Belino Këllefi goes to Vienna to provide evidence against the assassin

2022-12-08 18:35:36Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
INCIDENT / Belino Këllefi goes to Vienna to provide evidence against the
Belino Këllefi brushing up on PD's rising star Luli

TIRANA / VIENNA / LONDON - What is the truth, the Democratic Party lost its mind. When they saw how few people had gathered for the summit protest - although Lilua had also tried to make his contribution - the democrats tried to loosen the queues on the boulevard a little, so that they could be seen more. Sources for the Patronageist say that the original idea was given by a high-ranking official with a Croatian name, Belino, who will soon give up his deputy's mandate to run for the municipality of Tirana.

"Doctor, I say let's not stay so tight, open up to take up more space," said Belino, and the Doctor agreed.

This is where everyone's repentance began. First of all, of the bodyguards, but also of Belino Khelfi himself. Because as soon as the spaces were created, a thug went between the ranks and punched the Doctor. Now it was necessary to find a way to make the best use of this criminal attack.

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The Doctor's critics say he had his own fault. As he did in the presidency and in the government, he filled the ranks of bodyguards with nephews and cousins, who took the place of craftsmen. The nephews were concerned with looking good on camera, painting their beards with henna and wearing aviator glasses and signature sweatshirts, not guarding the desert Doctor.

But what was done could not be undone. Now the whole business was to make him appear as the extended hand of a deep and insidious conspiracy; like a crafty scylle, trained and schooled only for this fateful day for the nation. Therefore, Belinua left for Vienna.

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At least that's what Belinua said when he returned from Vienna.

"I went on a special mission", he said, " don't remember that I went for my work, for banking and fund issues, leaving the doctor with a hematoma alone in the middle of Tirana ".

And Belino revealed that in Vienna he had found that the thug who hit the Doctor had studied at a special private school for hitting the elderly, funded by Soros. There, the scoundrel had met some socialites who had trained him to slip under the cameramen and confront the Doctor.

In Vienna, Belino also bought his boss a pair of photo elements like Joe Biden's, which he gave as a gift when he returned.

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Belino Këlëfi is afraid to be told that he is a "rising star" of the Democratic Party. It's still fresh that Lul Basha was told this a few years ago, and that's where it ended. Therefore, at the beginning of his political career, he decided to become the son-in-law of his opponents, to at least secure the title "star in waiting of the Socialist Party". But it didn't work out. Socialists forgive you everything, but they don't open the career path for you if you are a thuthuq. That you will come out, you will talk, you will make people your own. Surprisingly, they did not have a problem in DP. They had passed this complex since the time of Edi Palluqe.

And so Belinua moved forward. As for the fight with the socialists, it didn't hurt. Along the way, the socialist Bella also helped him, giving him some votes from sympathizers in the race to be elected the democratic candidate for the municipality of Tirana. But Belinua has also helped Bella. He gave his brother to assist him in the ministry with advice and good ideas, without which the minister cannot do. They don't say for nothing, " one B washes the other, both wash their faces" . 

Now, in order to complete the network of alliances, Belino only has to do something with Lilo's party, and something with Dash Sheh. And he has the municipality of Tirana in his pocket.

As for the Doctor's bruises, let the nephews and cousins ​​he hired as bodyguards heal him.

Note: Patronajisti is a pre- and post-election satirical column  


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