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IMPORTANT / Democrats are photographed beaten and with black eyes in solidarity with Berisha

2022-12-13 08:53:19Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
IMPORTANT / Democrats are photographed beaten and with black eyes in solidarity
Sal Iberisha, Laki Luciano and several democratic men and women beaten mutually, in this group photo

TIRANA / ELBASAN etc. – In a meaningful gesture of solidarity that lifted the hearts of all members and sympathizers, a group of true democrats took a group photo yesterday, where they all appeared with black eyes, hematomas and swelling on half of their faces , as well as a pair of semi-pilot sunglasses to cover up the scars. Patronageist learns that closely, the action was a strong expression of support for President Sal Iberisha, who, as is already known, fell victim to an international conspiracy. The gesture was repeated by groups of democrats throughout Albania, even by DP branches in the diaspora.

To make a brief retrospective, let's recall how a tool of the conspirators pretending to be a game, hit Iberisha with his left fist during the historic protest with 500 participants on December 6, 2022, of which 15-20 protesters were bodyguards of the leader . However, they failed to stop the diabolical plan. Impartial DP investigators concluded that the fact that the puncher used the left, leaves no room for doubt that the international left, in cooperation with the local left, was the organizer of the vile attack.

"The hit with the left, on the right cheek of the Doctor, proves that the attacker was ordered by Edi Rama, Soros, pseudo-European leftists and Trotskyist groups within the European Parliament," said the independent democratic investigators.

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The reaction of real democrats was not long in coming. To show that they are not defeated nor intimidated by these attacks, a group of democrats in Tirana and another in Elbasan, performed a choreography with a group photo where they all appeared with their right cheeks swollen, full of hematomas and covered with sunglasses just like the ones Sal Iberisha had on. The motto of the participants was "You can't scare us".

Patronageist has also learned spicy details behind the scenes of making the photos. According to some participants, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, in reality most of the hematomas were caused during the fights between the candidates of the democratic primaries, where supporters and families of each candidate were involved. In solidarity, the candidates began to accuse each other of having included socialist voters in the lists of sympathizers; that they had stolen votes, manipulated voter numbers in the summary tables, bought commissioners or all of the above together. But after the leader ordered the solidarity punches to stop, the beaten decided they could use the bruises and bruises for a historic picture of unity.

One of the central characters of the photos is Laki Luciano from Elbasan. As a source of the academic world, Luciano comes to this hematoma party with a wealth of experience in professional beatings and extractions. We remember that he received the epithet Laki because he was very lucky that in the democratic primaries of Elbasan, he did not have to compete with anyone because he was the only candidate in the race. This, despite the fact that the Patronageist has information that in order to be the only candidate, Laki Lucianos had to produce several right-wing pages swollen by anonymous left-wing fists.

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Solidarity with Sal Iberisha was also expressed by many democratic deans with black eyes, such as Arben Hamami, Eduart Alekum Selami, Nerican Teka, etc.

"Violence in politics is unacceptable," they say, rubbing their wrists, shoulders and ankles that still hurt after 20 years from the uncle, about whom Iberisha pretended to know nothing.

Patronageist learns that they plan to take photos in solidarity with Iberisha, also a group of ex-journalists from the 90s, a bunch of ex-socialists from 1996, several thousand pensioners who sold their houses between 1994-97 and warmed up in sun, etc.

But the most original solidarity realization, it is said, is being prepared by a group of residents of the villages near Vora, who asked to be photographed at the exact moment they are being blown up by the explosion of a large gunpowder deposit.

Note: Patronageist is a satirical column not attached to fists, whether left or right      


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