"We blessed him "in the land that cannot be said, he could hardly get enough", the irony of Flutura Ačka about the agreement between Alabari and Rama

2022-11-26 13:23:22Politikë SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX

"We blessed him "in the land that cannot be said, he could hardly get

The approval of the Durrës Port project by the Parliament of Albania without the agreement of the opposition has brought many reactions, one of them being the deputy of the DP Flutura Açka.

Through a post on "Facebook", Açka does not spare the irony with the story of one of her characters, a well-known Italian politician (unnamed) and the businessman who will build the new port.

Ačka's post:

From Dubai to Durrës

Confession of an Italian politician in love with Albania

A senior Italian politician, of the right spectrum, known for his luxurious life and frequent folly in and out of Italian politics in the last thirty years, decided to visit Dubai.

Dusk took him to a high floor of one of the tallest buildings, where he was comfortable in the luxurious seats facing the wall where he was having fun with the dignitaries of the city built in the air.

Suddenly, when he saw the dark windows of the opposite buildings, he noticed that they immediately lit up, as if on command, at the same time. He made an obvious gesture of surprise, but did not take it to the end.

- What happened? - he asked confused.

- Yes, - said the Dubai dignitary, who himself was often surprised by his monstrous wealth, - do you see this button here? I pressed it and it lit up. I control this city, my money is the state, the air, the stock market, the nation. Shall I put them out for you?

- No, I'm afraid of the dark.

The dignitary motioned to a servant there, and the other held out a map of the Mediterranean. The senior Italian politician bent down to see and fixed his eyes on the boot-shaped form of his homeland.

- Here we have the next project, - said the dignitary from Dubai and stretched August over the bay of Durrës, here we will make the most luxurious port of the former empires. Luxury is the new empire.

– In mare nostrum? – cried the Italian politician.

- I don't know how you say it, the contract says Durrës.

The Italian politician put his hands on his head. How many centuries had his country tried to make that bay its own, and it never succeeded. What did not occur to him, but it was not the place to tell this history of nations to this dignitary older than him. But there was one last curiosity.

- How did you manage to convince them?

- Quite simple, we blessed them "in the place that cannot be told". And they had it deep, it was hard to get enough, but we made it. We were angry for years, but we understood each other.

- Why didn't we succeed?

– You have Bisteça alla Fiorentina, but we have Bisteçhi di Nustreti. They cost more, much more…

"Oh God!" cried the shocked Italian silently and imagined the yew that would slowly cover Durrës, together with its antiquity in the country of politicians of the school of "imbeciles".


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