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MERCY / Baz Gardhi extends the hand of understanding to Bul Lasha

2024-03-20 23:05:23Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
MERCY / Baz Gardhi extends the hand of understanding to Bul Lasha
Baz Gardhi (right) when he was lying

TIRANA - A white-hearted gesture of charity made a stir this Wednesday within the factions of the Democratic Party, which dispelled in two seconds all the accusations of the detractors that it looks like Baz Gardhi was ungrateful to the one who opened the doors of his career in DP, that is, the former chairman Bul Lasha.

Baz's statement that he was ready to leave a seat in the new parliamentary investigative commissions to the Buli group of deputies made the rounds of the international press. Radio Nepali reported that Baz Gardhi had said: "We reserve a seat in these commissions that will investigate the quality of the chickpea skewers that the corrupt government of Rama is cooking for the lying MPs of Buli, since he himself cannot come because he is busy Let them now say that I am ungrateful to my former boss!"

Baz Gardhi further stated that he had also been with Ball for two months, that is, with Buli, but then he threw the rifle on his shoulder and went up to Doctor's alley.

"I realized the mistake and became a fence to the unbridled anti-Doctor careerists, who sold the great grandfather for a chair, " said Gardhi, " but since they are obsessed with it, I am offering them that chair."

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Baz Gardhi could have remained a secretary in the Ministry of Justice of Halim Këndim, and then he would have caught some job in helping men abused by grandmothers, if some events had not happened that diverted the wheel of history.

The main one was the Freedom Tent, which brought the technicality of the government in May 2017. Since that time, Gardhi has drawn the conclusion that everything about Freedom brings luck and prosperity: the Doctor of Freedom, the road of Freedom... to think that even Lilo Çepani made it the same conclusion when he renamed his enterprise the Freedom Party.

"I don't know who threw my donkey's brains at me, I lost my way for a while and kept my eyes on Bul Lasha and Alibey Agai ," Gardhi would later reflect, " when I should have ingrained it in my head that where there is Freedom, there is prosperity" .

Long story short, the wheel of history took a turn with the technical government of Behar in 2017 that saw Baz Gardhi as Minister of Justice. Then came the positions in the DP, growing a beard and training to thicken the voice, so that it was ready for the season of protests.

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But suddenly came the event that broke his dreams: America issued a black farm for the Doctor and declared him a kara-Doctor. All balances were overturned. It was necessary to take care that it does not. And he blithely chose Bull, the master trickster who didn't even once tell the Doctor the exact time when he asked him what time it was. What's worse, the light-heartedness turned into guilt, when he left nothing unsaid about the Doctor, whom he called "Zen's Dad" alluding to the Doctor's gun, as if the latter had a hand in the explosion of Gërdec where he fell the Doctor's brother-in-law also plays chess.

The fault went one step higher and became a mistake, when Gaz Bardhi realized that if he was still with Buli, he would lose his deputyship. It was necessary to turn around as soon as possible. He also made one last test: He went to America in the hope that the Americans would not think of putting him in place of Buli, but nothing came of it. They cut it short: We don't gain anything if we exchange one ear for another!

When he returned, he held his breath at the Doctor. " I'm sorry, I was wrong. I didn't listen to Great Grandpa. Ahh more!!!” , he said and burst into tears.

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The doctor reassured him. He told Liria to make him a chamomile tea, while Argita put a compress with cranberry juice on his forehead.

"The important thing is that you realized the mistake," he said, " now go to Eddie and tell him, the Doctor told me to join the votes and do some work, because bad times are coming. With five kacidhe deputies of Bul Lasha, you have nothing on the line, tell him. Remember?"

Baz Gardhi nodded, wiped his tears and took off like a butterfly. Further, things flowed smoothly.

He was reminded of these when he extended his alms hand to Bull and offered him the chair to mock… the armchair. He laughed to himself, but suddenly all the dirty things he had said about the Doctor came back to his memory. She broke out in a cold sweat because she knew he never forgot...

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