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CRIME / The main reason for criminal events, the lack of decency, say the police

2024-01-25 17:24:23Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
CRIME / The main reason for criminal events, the lack of decency, say the police
A quantity of hashish seized for the fault of the sleuths

TIRANA / VLORË / ELBASAN - According to an in-depth analysis of the State Police, the main reason for serious criminal events, especially those with a background of import-export of drugs, mainly cocaine, turns out to be the lack of decency.

The study conducted by a group of experts finds that most of the murders in the middle of the cafe, cases of exchange of shots from two or more cars on the move, calling for a friendly meeting and disappearing without a trace, sniper attacks, etc. would exist in the police registers and files, if the people involved had not shown themselves to be greedy, greedy and greedy.

"It's very simple, " police analyst Hasho Shashaj says about Patronage, " brother, did you agree to buy cocaine for 13,000 euros a kilo?" Take the goods, give the money and finish the job. There is something for everyone, you will also get your profit. Or, if you promised pure cocaine, why mix it up and give it to someone else? Are you a man or what the hell are you? Man lives for an honor".

In general, says the report, there is a drastic decrease in the percentage of mastery in trade deals in this area, even when the goods come from the mountains.

Criminalistics analyst Ina Koka claims that the spying among the growers of hashish plots in the mountains embarrasses even the police inspectors who have agreed to monitor the area.

"A friend of mine, the area inspector, Sofua, had undertaken to guard the plots of two friends. But one of them spied on the other, as there was also a broken engagement in between. The two cultivators ate it, Sofua also ate it. They were all lost! Where did the nobility go, the given word? Now everyone would have put his share in his pocket, and he would sit like a pasha!" , Ina Koka shakes her head regretfully.

The great director of the police, Rrumbullak Strumbullaku, is of this mind. Godliness, says Mr. Strumbullaku, is the fuel that makes the world go round.

"As for drugs, all the science books say that there is enough. Even for the one who plants and packs it. Even for the one who buys it wholesale and transports it. Even for wholesale buyers and retail distributors," reflects the director for Patronajist, " then what do you have that you put in other people's money? Or that I then roam around the scene and write sheet reports? In short, lordship is dead. Drugs have fallen into the hands of street people and people who have never read a book in their lives!"       

Note: The patronage is a satirical column against psychotic substances


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