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OLD STORIES/ Epic of Kreshniks 2.0: Ajkuna Topalli cries Omer Berisha

2023-12-26 17:38:18Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
OLD STORIES/ Epic of Kreshniks 2.0: Ajkuna Topalli cries Omer Berisha
Ajkuna Topalli in one of the media stories about her Omer

SHKODĖR / VIĆIDOL / BJJESHĘE NAMUNA - The woman dressed in black, with black eye shadow that had released black ink from crying and with a black veil covering her dirty black hair, let out a whimper: " Ahhh more B., take B., what's wrong with us! Did you tell me not to trust the black flower!"

Those who knew her said her name was Ajkuna Topalli. She was mourning with oii for the tragedy that had happened to her political guardian, a certain Omer, Omer Berisha.

Even in these modern times, Ajkuna is still crying for Omer, those present who were affected by this tragic scene shouted to each other...

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Ajkuna had held her grudge against Omer for a long time. She had approached Kreshnik in difficult times, when everyone stayed away from her. He addressed "Mr. Bërisha" with respect. The communist rebellion of 1997 had put Omer's shoulders against the wall, accused of having allowed the theft of the savings of the Albanians, which he then re-stole and were never seen. Ajkuna became politically engaged and explained to the halleljes that the money had been stolen by Tosi who then came to power, despite the fact that he had been in prison for the last 4 years. "Then what money does Omer owe you? He gave you weapons and ammunition, cannons and counter-tanks from the army warehouses, so we are washed away," declared Ajkuna.

In return, Omer made her a member of parliament, and later the speaker of the Assembly. And Ajkuna, who looked like she was cut out for the Men's Assembly, grabbed the assemblymen by the collar, dragged them through the corridors and swept the square with them. Then they watched videos of crawling on YouTube and joked with Omer.

But the bespectacled, black-haired and swarthy Ajkün became very suspicious, when her "Mr. Bërisha" fixation brought a tall boy, also bespectacled, black-haired and swarthy, to the party, in short, her male equivalent. And the suspicions were not unfounded. The black flower gradually took its place in Omer's heart, and then the post at the head of the party, which she had secretly dreamed of for years. And to distinguish himself from Ajkuna, he dyed his hair the color of eggplant. 

"Wrong Mr. Bërisha, wrong! Lulash has it with us. Lui c'e l'ha con inserimento,” she warned him sadly in Italian and left. He had just suffered the biggest disappointment in his life, which was not even compared to the unfortunate moment when he engaged his daughter to a party boy.

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Ajkuna got the word out. When the black American bully came across the ocean and asked the eggplant-haired Luli to distance himself from Omer, he immediately shook him. He kicked the old man out of the party and threw him in the middle of the four streets. Everyone wanted to arrest him. Then Ajkuna returned. He never took pleasure in his mouth, nor did he say "didn't I warn you, Mr. Bërisha?"

On the contrary, he devoted himself to the defense of Omar. And the most dramatic, gripping and epic part of the defense is its media coverage. And rightfully so.

They wanted to arrest Kreshnik who introduced Serbia into Albania, then introduced NATO as a peacekeeping force in 1997, and later when he saw that Serbia did not stay in Albania, he introduced Albania into NATO. They wanted to handcuff the man who, together with his friend Ramiz, saw that democracy was coming, and friend Ramiz said to him, "Omer, what a trope you are, isn't it better for democracy to cut him off and carry his suitcases?" And Omer went out to carry democracy's baggage and never returned it. On this occasion, like a tramp with a heel, he got rid of some 300 fellow patriots to make way for freedom and democracy.

They wanted to martyr the leader of the opposition only because in 30 years, he put the country in at least two restart cycles from scratch, once with shock therapy and another time with the therapy of his children's friends; just because he went to the window of the prime minister's office and pointed to the armed guards at some protesters: "You killed him a little... and that other one with his hands in his pockets. Not that animal, the next one, I told you. Aaah well done!"

Well, these things only happen in Putin's Russia, said Ajkuna, who had received several decorations in St. Petersburg and Moscow. Whoever arrests Bërisha is a Putinist, she added, without mentioning that the American bailiff was the first to declare Omer unlovable...

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That day, like other times, Ajkuna Topalli positioned herself in front of the SPAK offices, removed the black veil from her head and in the eyes of the journalists' cameras, she started the next oil:

The birds of the mountain have bathed in water,

kan washes the kanga with a look! 

Except for the boy's son-in-law,

I want to arrest Bërishë!

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