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CINEMATOGRAPHY/ The clandestine leader lives and acts under the nose of the SPAK militia!

2023-11-13 17:43:45Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
CINEMATOGRAPHY/ The clandestine leader lives and acts under the nose of the SPAK
One of the failed attempts to deliver the letter to Salih

TIRANA - The head of the SPAK fascist prosecutor's office ordered to darken the room where he had gathered all the other SPAK hierarchs, while on the opposite wall a picture of an elderly man was projected.

"And now fix this name well" , he said, " his name is Salih Berisha. " He is well known in Tropoja, Tirana and Paris. In Tropoja, that's where he was born. In Tirana he operated disguised as a merchant, while in Paris because he specialized in medicine with a scholarship from the UDB charitable foundation. Get caught, and the reestablishment movement in Albania comes to an end".

In the following, the chief spakist confessed that Salihi goes by several nicknames, such as Usta Hasani, Maestro Udbashi, Byrek-Byrek or Usta Murat, Vefa Sudja, etc. The militias of the regime have tried their best to find him and hand over a piece of paper to appear in court, but it has been impossible.

"We look for him in the mouse hole, but he lives and acts under our noses. Gullible officers are taking the empire by the neck," the big boss said sullenly.

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The fact is that the head of the real Albanian opposition is really moving before the eyes of the militias, but they can't see him and no longer catch him. Because the people protect him. Salihi himself had once said this to his son-in-law: " Our roots are in the people, O Abi!"

Even Salihi personally participates in demonstrations, puts up tracts, gives press conferences, goes in and out of the parliament, and still they don't give him the letter because they can't give him. The proverbial episode when the militiamen find Salih disguised as a merchant in the Vlora store, but they could not recognize him because he was wearing heels and wearing lipstick.

"Is Salihi here? ", asked the militiamen. He did not lose his cool, but smiled and answered:

"Ah, do you love Salih?" I'll let you know," and headed towards the warehouse behind the store shouting, " Salih, O Salih, come out because the state is looking for you ". And fap, he went out the back door and ran away.

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What did SPAK not do to find Salih? In a giant operation throughout Tirana, once all the opposition were arrested according to a list of names they had found in the basement of Aldo Bumçi's house. Suddenly, one of the arrested defiantly declared that he was the leader of the opposition party. Bring it to me quickly, said the head of SPAK, catching his breath with joy.

"I am the leader of the real opposition party," the arrested said proudly, " my name is Lulzim Xinxo" . Those present looked at each other in confusion. "We didn't call you here to make fun," shouted the Spakist chief, "but to deliver you a letter from the prosecution. Find out who your people are on this list,” and handed him a sheet of names.

Lul Xinxo glanced at the letter and stepped. "I have nothing to do with these people," he said, " they have taken the entire base of the party from me. We are the only ones left who studied in the Netherlands"...

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The sufferings of SPAK to deliver the letter to Salih are unheard of. Several times, with a thousand efforts, they found the base where Salihi was staying, knocked and the women of the house opened the door. While Salihi was coming out of a secret door in the dump, which was connected to the neighbor's dump, one of the women said to the militiamen:

"Don't search in vain, Salihi is not here. He went to the mountain with his friends. When he left, he kissed me longingly and said: Goodbye, I'll be back with Liria. The cuckoo, I told him, yes I am Freedom. I'm not coming to the mountain, collect your mind. Okay, he told me, I will return with Albana Vokshin..."

And while she was talking, Salihi had left the siege and had arrived at the DP headquarters, where they could not catch him because it was a free area like Peza vakti.

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The SPAK fascist militia is in dire straits. Devilish plans are being thought of, as Salihi holds the letter in his hand. Someone proposed to photocopy many invitation letters, which will be disguised in different ways: As cardboard, as pie paper, concert invitations, electricity and water bills, postcards for the DP party, etc.

"Sooner or later, Salihi will get his hands on one of these cards," said the proposer, " when does the movie end!"

Note: The patronage is a philo-cinematographic satirical column            


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