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POWER CHANGES/ The shadow government is ready: DP occupies the ministers' chairs in the Parliament without lights!

2023-10-19 21:22:29Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX

POWER CHANGES/ The shadow government is ready: DP occupies the ministers'

TIRANA - The plan was subtle and so well thought out that it took everyone by surprise. While the DP "non grata e vinci" of the Doctor gathered with Gaz Bardhi - and with the loyal deputies who have Gaz as their idol and do not separate from him - for the eyes of the media, those present pretended to discuss the big problem that has gripped the opposition.

Pretending that the opposition had fallen into such a deep crisis that it was risking disintegration under Ed's criminal regime, the anti-Lul democrats threw and waited for a hundred proposals to get out of the quagmire: Form a new party; to boycott the proceedings of the Assembly; to protest violently... Otherwise we will never come to power!

Even the socialist son-in-law Belind Këlleçi went so far as to happily approve the proposal for a powerful hunger strike. "I 'm ready to lose 10-15 kilos and become elegant like Lali Eri," said Belo, "and I promise you that next time I have guaranteed the municipality of Tirana ".

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But it was all for the sake of Rama's media. As it turned out, the Doctor had the plan ready, and it was much simpler than any of Tritan Shehu's refined ideas.

"Tomorrow we will enter the plenary session in the Assembly and we will take all the government chairs," he told his trustees, that is, Pim Čeka and Baldo Umçi, "today, as soon as the cameras leave, we will divide the ministerial posts."

Indeed, sources for Patronage say that this was the most difficult part of the meeting behind closed doors. Because a constructive debate began on how the ministries would be divided, then Lilua also asked for her 20 percent of power, while the other allies were fighting over the directorates with lek, customs, taxes, etc.

In the end, it was agreed that the new government would be formed in a meritocratic manner: Once they entered the parliament hall, the opposition MPs with the sign of the Doctor would be run out, and whoever was the best would get the ministry where they would sit. .

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As expected, the majority in the Assembly fell like a paper tiger. They took off like rabbits, making the Doctor nostalgic for Tos Nano on 14th September '98. He was sad and said to himself, "think if we had some qivir with us like then, how good it would be".

DP ministers had deservedly occupied the chairs of SP ministers. Salianji, Gazi, Gështenja, etc. proved to be the most resourceful, while the gender quota was filled by Bana Vokshi, who in order to capture the Ministry of Health had crushed three more fragile colleagues.

But while the new democratic government had just taken the seats, the unexpected happened: The reactionary forces cut off the power and the parliament hall fell into darkness. Everyone went to the Doctor in alarm: Doctor, how are we going to do it?

But the latter, accustomed to torches and torches in Viçidol, reassured them: " Ani, there's nothing. Let them cut the lights. We are the shadow government…”       

Note: Patronageist is indeed a satirical column, but not funny...


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