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2023-10-09 17:46:55Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
MEDIA/ After deleting four 'investigations', the journalist's
Journalist Briselda Llumi deleting "investigative" articles

TIRANA - According to reliable sources, online analyst Briselda Llumi, 27 years old, surprisingly does not feel embarrassed by the fact that she has just deleted four investigative articles from her online site. She is also a self-proclaimed "pop culture expert". Llumi, who spends 10 hours every day reading websites up and down the world for the latest news from the world of entertainment, music and cinema, and then comments on the activities of VIPs on her site, shows no sign of self-loathing or self- humiliation for the way he spends the best years of his life, much less slandering himself for it.

On the other hand, Llumi puts on his website scandalous revelations about abuses of tenders and properties of various officials, but also businessmen who work with public money, to delete them later, after a few coffees and constructive talks with the accused.

But she admits that despite the fact that deleted investigations are what help her independent media financially, her real passion is showbiz.  

"Specifically, I like to follow the latest pop culture news and comment on it with a fresh, flexible voice in online journalism," says Llumi, who according to our data, still has the courage to see himself in mirror every day. Just this week, she claims without batting an eyelash that she has bravely handled the divorce of two famous Hollywood couples, raised questions about the breasts of three girls participating in the famous show Suck It Up, and wrote a commentary on the latest work of French actor Jean Reno.

"Zhani is no longer bringing something new to his roles. Maybe it's time for him to retire" , wrote the 27-year-old woman, without the point of shame that she earns her living by cursing talented people she has never met, nor will she ever meet in her miserable life. .

Llumi, the only daughter of a cafe owner in Kombinat and a retired kindergarten teacher, attended the Faculty of Journalism in Tirana for two years, then jumped into what she calls "the world of freelance journalism", which is actually of the world through the mouth all the day of the god.

"Who is this Quentin Tarantino, sir, who wants the attention of all the media on him?" commented the girl who has spent her entire professional life in front of a computer, without meeting or knowing her, on her blog without blushing. none of the local and foreign characters she mentions in her writings.

"Finally", says the charlatan who never flinches, "I am preparing the article "10 things I hate in Albanian song festivals" . Of course, the filth who calls herself a journalist did not mention that she has asked several singers not to insult them in her article. 

Note: The patronage is a satirical column for healthy online journalism


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