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LIFESTYLE / Model Thëngjille Kaushi conquers the pages of the agri-food press

2026-09-13 16:04:08Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
LIFESTYLE / Model Thëngjille Kaushi conquers the pages of the agri-food
The famous model doing exfoliation

TIRANA – If the new summer 1955-fall 2026 collection, recently presented by the renowned fashion house PS (Pushta and Sarahosha), had to have a name, it is unmistakable: Model Thëngjille Kaushi! Who made news again on the last catwalk, occupying the front pages of the agro-food press.

It must be said that this time the impression was made - perhaps even greater than the dress and accessories - by the radically transformed portrait of the model from the famous modeling agency "Secrets of Bella". So much so that even the photographers of the magazine "Bagëti e Bujqësia", who usually turned off their equipment, turned their heads the other way and chatted with each other when she was showing off, were surprised and started taking photos non-stop, until their cameras burned out.

Even for the most profane, it was obvious that Ms. Kaushi had finally given up her mustache and sideburns, her beard was almost invisible, and most importantly, she had not used the usual goatee treatment for her hair. Due to the weight loss, her hair was curled and turned to the side, exposing a face that… surprisingly no longer had the model's previous eyes.

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What had happened to the girl who, just a few months ago, had said: " I'm not changing the PS, even though the French brand Coco Chanel has asked me to do some exfoliations!"?

The secret was revealed to the specialized press by the blacksmith himself who handled the servicing and approval of Mrs. Kaushi, the well-known Molti Pulla.

"Since the model had paid her annual taxes but was smoking a lot, I decided to pull her eyes up with a rubber band, to emphasize her eyelids as much as possible. So, I pulled her eyelashes up with adhesive tape, tied them to her ears, and parted her eyebrows with a line down the middle, as is the latest fashion in Kyrgyzstan," the expert said, adding, "I was very afraid that instead of drawing her eyebrows, I would pull out her eyes, but in the end everything turned out fine."

The second special treatment for Bella's angel at the blacksmith's studio was face painting.

Mr. Pulla explained that he was in doubt between using a light lime sherbet, plastic paint, hydromat, anti-rust or sticking to the classic oil paint style, which never goes out of style. But the model herself had rejected all these treatments.

"I never like it. Every time I've drunk it, I've felt like throwing up and ended up in the hospital," Kaushi had confessed, "I find something easier."

Kovaç had given up on explaining that those substances were not drunk, and proposed that they try some substances and products that people also used.

"So I applied a flesh-colored powder. He really liked the smell and wanted to eat it, but I shouted at him: "Shut up, you idiot!" I gave him a sausage and he calmed down."

Next, with a little eyeshadow, some blush, and a light brush, the portrait had completely changed.

As for the hair, surprisingly the famous blacksmith stated that he had done nothing special.

"I just washed it about seven times because they weren't foaming, and they fup, revived and puffed up. She herself was amazed by the change," the expert said with satisfaction.

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The catwalk was a real triumph. The post-modern black dress, with a slight side slit that reached the armpit, the bag made of twice-boiled goatskin, the sure step and the unflinching gaze, attracted everyone's attention. Policemen, guards, seed sellers and drivers - the loyal audience of the SP's fashion shows - took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures. While the cover of the magazine "The Village Surrounds the City" came out with the headline: " Now one more attack to learn the numbers, and you're complete!"

Note: Patronažisti is a satirical column that does not distinguish between parade and sfolia


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