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AUGUST TRIPTYCH / Albanian benevreki production giant withdraws several minister models from the market

2026-08-22 19:24:05Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
AUGUST TRIPTYCH / Albanian benevreki production giant withdraws several minister
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TIRANA – The well-known company Rama 4 has recently announced that it will withdraw several models of mini fridges from the market, admitting that they have been defective. It was the successive complaints of users that forced the Albanian giant of the production of mini fridges to confirm that in reality, some types of mini fridges showed problems in functioning and did not perform according to the parameters that the company itself had announced.

Earlier, consumers had publicly expressed their dissatisfaction with the minister's out-of-control behavior, completely mediocre operating parameters, skidding off the road, airbag malfunction, steering wheel jamming, missing steering wheel, missing dashboard, etc. Some customers have even expressed themselves even more bluntly about their ministers: "I was bragging about him in vain. He is a beast, incompetent, a thief and a fraud. I don't know how all these good traits can be combined in one product, but look, the Rama 4 company has produced wonders!"

Even the most advanced models, the ones with a 100% electronic package, such as the Diella model, have been found to be defective. It is known that in fact, the greatest dissatisfaction with this range lies with the company itself, as the expectations were that Diella would fill the company's coffers with style, stealing with elegance and saving everyone from prison, as he would take all the blame himself. But Diella turned out to be a failed product, as he does no work all day, only repeats "I am here to help!" As if he were a robot...

The doctor falls short, takes political positions by referring to the archive

The Doctor, the well-known political figure to whom the people refer with the old trade precisely because they get goosebumps when reminded of what he did as a politician - just like the Painter, the Adjuster, the Assembler, the Bricklayer, the Gravel, the Excavator, the Mortar and other prominent figures - the Doctor declared to the media yesterday when asked what his stance was on the Bektashi state, that he had expressed his opinion as early as 2024.

"Look at what I said in September 2024, there you have my position. I remain steadfast, whether you understand or not, in that position."

The man obsessed with archives, especially those of the State Security that he obtained in 1992 and has been using to blackmail all of Albanian politics for the past 35 years, has recently increased his references to past statements.

Sources suggest that the Doctor no longer trusts the press office's goons to make public statements on important issues - mainly because they are illiterate, not because they are bad people - so he returns time and again to the "Old Statements" folder on his computer.   

So, when he was finally asked what he thought of Fatos Nano, he declared: “See my statement of October 9, 1994, it's all there .” But then he corrected himself: “No… better see June 1997… wait a second, November 2000 is more accurate. No no, July 2005, that's it. You'll find my position there.”

Wishing mom a happy birthday, the message degenerates into a full-blown conversation

Puffing and puffing with impatience, 27-year-old Franceska Karabushi told the media yesterday that the simple message " Happy Mother's Day, 100th" degenerated into a full-blown and totally unnecessary conversation with her mother.

Hoping for a short, grateful response from her mother, a maximum of six words, Francesca was alarmed that the response from the woman who had made her head, and had sacrificed herself to raise her, educate her, and bring her into life, was taking a bit too long.

"What are you writing to me, woman...", muttered the 27-year-old who was already painting her nails because she was going out, " a thank you is enough."

Remembering the incident in a traumatized state, Franci (as her friends call her) claimed that after the messages " How are you, mommy?" and "What are you doing?" , the communication underwent a chain reaction, an unstoppable avalanche effect, instead of ending pleasantly with three heart emojis, a kiss from afar, and a few flowers, at most.

"Now that I think about it, I should have expected this disaster, ever since he said to me last Christmas, 'Are you coming home for New Year's, Mommy's sweetheart?' He's a very clingy guy."

Next, Francesca recounted to the media the climax of the event, when her mother wrote to her, "Shall we talk for a moment so I can hear your voice?"     

Note: Patronažisti is a satirical column that does not believe in the old expression "The finger is a gun"...


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