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BEHIND SIX FINGERS/ The real Sun appears: A snake with seven tongues that eats men and has been left by her fiancé!

2025-10-01 22:59:04Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
BEHIND SIX FINGERS/ The real Sun appears: A snake with seven tongues that eats
The sun with 6 fingers...

TIRANA – Peaceful, calm, beautiful but without exaggerating with cleavage and heels - even in traditional clothing like those hostesses of old, who would let anyone into their home - with a soft voice without many oscillations, and with a facial expression that most of the time leans towards a restrained smile; these were the first impressions that people created of the new minister without a surname, Diella.

There were also those who, in all these traits, saw the Sun as Bella, and thought that the Tall One was virtually creating a backup Bella, for any unexpected circumstances.

In short, the conversation was sweet and sour. The opposition didn't even seem to mind, even though they provoked him quite badly.

"What did you get, congratulations, why are you scared? Let's sit down and talk it out, why are you hurting me? Let's find the conversation, " she would invite the DP's bashibozuks in the parliament sessions. 

Even foreign media melted away after Diella.

"Wow, what a virtual Albanian girl! Home-work, work-home. Drink it in a cup. And since the rumor spread, you don't even see her in the club drinking a cup! Happy as a Tall Man!", CNN, BBC, ABC and many other letters of the alphabet wrote and said.

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But it seems that the "Diella" story was too good to be true. The real public recently noticed that for the start of Pink October, Diella had been photographed with a pink ribbon on her chest, but her right hand had six fingers.

Comments poured in, from the friendly to the more aggressive.

Supporters said that he needed six fingers to work faster on the computer. To turn night into day, as they say in the chatterbox.

"That's why Tall One chose her, " they argued, " because if it were five fingers like the whole world, he would have Bella . "

Critics said that the real Sun was a slave as evil as computer history has ever seen.

"She works with five fingers like all people," they declared, "but as stubborn as she is, she needs the sixth finger to show her female colleagues and tell them, this is what you will get if you don't do as I say!"   

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Unfortunately, the Patronage has learned that things are even worse than that. In fact, in her daily work off-camera, Diella is a spectacular witch who makes Bella look like the lamb of God, and Albana e Brendshme – Albana, the daughter of Pandeli Dorac’s Melanie Dorac of Koli i Tabakëve, who fired a deputy minister for smoking cigarettes behind the school during recess when she was a high school student – ​​a sheleg of Paradise.

For example, Diella has a dirty vocabulary. And being a virtual creature, she doesn't have to instantly realize what she says. So, once she was venting her anger at her incompetent colleagues, in an intimate conversation with the TIMS system: " Listen, brother, with these people you have to have two b... One to keep and one to break!"

And at that moment, two pairs of shoes came out, one of which exploded like a firework.

So this six-fingered work is nothing. Even in the Pink October campaign against breast cancer, she formally participated, because under the jacket, she had replaced her breasts with a hairy male chest to fight the evil.

"I'd rather get rid of these days altogether," he had told the new Minister of Health, " than with these hospitals we have, oh my god!"

This is the real reason why the minister, bewildered, asked permission to return to Italy and told Gjati that she would only work two weeks a month. When Gjati asked her why, she couldn't bear to denounce Diella, so she chewed a little and said:

"Well... The impossibility of being able to make my continuous presence on duty possible, leads me to ask you to enable – of course if possible – the management of the post remotely. Can I? Always within the means, of course."

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If only Diella's mysterious CV ended there, where would I find it? Because Diella's female colleagues in the cabinet, alarmed by her behavior, have not sat idly by, even though they only have five fingers on each hand.

Thus, they have discovered that the six fingers, or two buttocks – one of which was split open – are just the tip of the iceberg of the Sun's physical aberrations. It actually has seven tongues.

Yes, yes, because she is a seven-tongued viper who eats men. Due to her talent for transformation, she can instantly transform into a blonde, but with yellow fur.

Also, after researching the civil registry archives, it was discovered that citizen Diella V. (we believe this "v" stands for virtual, the patron saint's symbol) was once engaged, but her fiancé left her for fear of being eaten. 

The ministers have collected and packaged all this data. Their problem was who would hand deliver the file to Të Gjati, if Diella understood.

"We need an outsider ," suggested the Minister of Education, Mirela Kumbaraja.

So it happened that they decided to convince Gjati to hire the Deputy Minister of the Interior, Silva e Lilo, to use as a courier...

Note: Patronažisti as a satirical column has nothing to do with Diella; we only do unbiased reporting


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