Satire by Lutfi Dervishi
Edi Rama: Media cauldrons boil their slander for 504 thousand euros found in a mattress! It is the money of a lifetime of sweat on the curves and not the flyers of the SLQUP telelli.
Sali Berisha: The cleaner's hands are 100 times cleaner than the "Kallam Dështak" government official!
Ilir Meta: Dog, son of a dog, you are taking Albania hostage, but the motherland has a god, we will distribute the stolen money to the Albanians.
Monika Kryemadhi: With a cup or without a cup, Rama's money is drying up!
Elisa Spiropali: Such events happen everywhere in the world, and even when I'm on vacation, I see that there are also movies with trash cleaners and money cleaners.
Spartak Njjela: He he he, beautiful lady! Listen now, because you know these simple things. The cleaner is a special agent of the FBI, no sir, there are American signals!
Frida Krifca: The opening of the Cleaning Academy remains a national emergency.
Bora Muzhaqi : Who knows how many Afghan children we would have supported with €504,000. I'm going to write a journal page now about this little girl.
Niko Peleshi: The subject of this article, what a major overhaul of a fire-fighting helicopter.
Ulsi Manja: The clerk and cleaner does all her work. Now let's let the justice work quietly for ma nalt investigations!
Cleaner: I'm innocent. The boss herself told me "remove everything dirty from this house".
Patrol police: Take out the money you took from our boss's house, we transported it several times and didn't touch anything, you outsmarted us.
Bledi Çuçi: As you know, the candle of impunity has been extinguished, now we will put out the candle as well.
SPAK: The matter is being investigated, but as you know it is very complex.
Kiko: Is it worth 504 thousand euros to have a Louis Vuitton bag with the Albanian flag?