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2022-12-30 17:21:56Pikëpamje SHKRUAR NGA LUTFI DERVISHI
They said about Santa...
Lutfi Dervishi

Edi Rama

Since he comes from the North Pole, there is a good chance that Santa's trip was financed with Russian rubles. With the large package of gifts that will begin to be distributed in a few days, Albanians know who the real Santa is!

Bajram Begaj:

Santa comes twice a year, on December 24 and 31, with military precision. All institutions, starting with me first, as Chief Edi has said, should follow his example.

Sali Berisha:

I have files with evidence that I will make public. The drug state has corrupted Santa!

Lulzim Basha:

Don't wake Santa of 2022 until 2032 because he is tired from the long journey and is sleeping.

Erion Veliaj:

I am happy to share with you the incredible news that 2023 has been declared #Tir❤️in the year of Santa! 85% of pensioners live in Tirana! Proud of each of them! Every day of the year I will serve soup to all the Santas on the planet!

Ilir Meta:

Without breaking Edi Rama in the middle, we will not have Santa among us!

Petrit Vasili:

If Santa's sleigh ran on fuel, it would never get here because of the corrupt school transparency board.

Enkelejd Alibeaj:

With the legitimate mandate and in the capacity of the representative of the official Euro-Atlantic opposition, I wish, not for formality, but also as a formality to officially and warmly welcome the New Year!

Jelal Mziu:

After the echo of the feast I laid at the UKA farm, Albanians will no longer talk about dinner, but about New Year's lunch!

Belind Kelliçi:

Santa is late. Stuck in traffic in Laprakë!

Snow Muzhaqi:

Grandfather is either grandfather's father or father's grandfather.

Elisa Spiropali:

No matter how great Santa looks, he doesn't even come close to the tip of our Skanderbeg's sword!

Belinda Balluku:

Next year Santa will come faster than he will pass through the tunnel of Llogara.

Niko Peleshi:

Thanks to the reforms undertaken, next year Santa will distribute the gifts with Bajraktar drones.

Grid Duma:

Welcome to the studio of Top Story dear colleague New Year's Santa! I am open to any questions!

Prosecutors of SPAK:

We have not yet developed the inner conviction that Santa Claus exists.

Spartak Njela:

Do you think it's Santa?! He he he is the FBI agent.

Artan Hoxha:

Babagjyshi is actually one of the dupes of Dubai who has come to recycle cocaine money in Durres!

Klodiana Lala:

I call on the SPAK and the state police to thoroughly check Santa's packages: according to my sources, he is transporting euro cash coming from Albanian drug trafficking groups.

Alfred Cako:

Santa is Whitebeard in rivalry with the Illuminati, the Freemasons and Simon's group.

Ermal Mamaqi:

If I had trained him, Santa would come earlier!

Bes Kallaku:

Thank goodness Santa doesn't have a wife, because they would have separated him 2022 times!

Alketa Vejsiu:

Without Vera Grabocka this magic would be simply impossible!

Ardit Gjebrea:

Do you know Santa's favorite food? It's banking!

Blendi Fevziu:

I have a direct question, but I want an honest answer from Santa: how is it explained that every year comes with a regularity that is quite unusual for Albania!

Adi Krasta:

I expect Santa to bring me double presents this year because I also have a Kosovo passport!

Ylli Manjani:

It's been 10 years since Santa came out and was greeted by the most corrupt government on the planet since the time of the pyramids of Egypt? Doesn't this have a bottom to sit on?! Absolutely!

Fatos Lubonja:

Santa is just a puppet in the hands of the oligarchs who bring him here every year to create the illusion of well-being and happiness in a kleptocratic regime that operates on the ancient Roman motto: "pane ed circenses"

Artan Fuga

Let's celebrate because the party doesn't kill you, but when we run out of drinks we will realize that either we ate too much food or the leftovers in the kitchen are no longer edible!

Analysis here on December 31. Time 00:00


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