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2025-02-27 17:13:47Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
CHALLENGE/ I Gjati invites Lilo and Doctor to come and speak at the SP
I Gjati and Lilua years ago celebrating Valentine's Day

TIRANA/SURREL/ÇEPAN – The shallow and narrow-minded Albanian media did not give any importance to the fact that the new Municipality of Tirana, under the leadership of Të Gjati, had embarked on the renovation and restoration of addresses with the names of heroes.

Avni Rrustemi's giant parking lot, Vojo Kushi's expansion, Vasil Laçi's total renovation... All of these seemed like ordinary municipal work. But the Patronazhisti sensed that the Çepani - excuse us, the hammer - was beating somewhere else. It was about sending some almost elusive signals in a direction that until recently was forbidden by the SP constitution: Lilo Çepani, who for two consecutive years did not hesitate to compare himself with these figures.

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Since SPAK began to intensify its oppression, hitting the government harder as the May concerts, i.e. the elections, approached, the more I Gjati began to think that he was playing a bit too much the role of indifferent, cold-blooded, and objective in relation to the unworthy behavior of the special prosecutor's office.

Speaking one day with Taullau Baun, he declared: " Hey, why should we be more Catholic than Baba Mondi with SPAK? We must react, protect our people. The enemy is taking our sons to Italy."

"Are you talking about Duman, boss?" Taullau asked.

"I didn't mention any names," replied the Tall One, fearing that even Taullau might have turned on a bug, " I always speak in principle. We're running out of people. The government has become the size of a studio apartment, and the parliament the size of a room and a kitchen."  

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This was the spirit that brought the rector of Kazma University to the SP parliamentary group, when SPAK issued arrest warrants for 250 directors and professors, and 470 students.

“We had just started the giant project to export agronomists and veterinarians to Austria, when they cut off our wings, ” the rector complained. “I don't say, everyone must answer for themselves before the courts, but I don't know what to say to the Austrians, brother, ” was the gist of his discussion. 

Subsequently, former directors, former mayors, tactical and strategic investors, and representatives of the youth of Shkodra, Mamurës, Vlora, and Qelbasan complained to the socialist parliamentary group.

But the icing on the cake was the news that if he was acquitted by the Supreme Court, Lilo Çepani himself would come to testify before the group.

"Lilua is an old socialist," I Gjati wrote in a letter to the deputies, " and they have fallen on his neck. I have been silent for too long. I will even invite the Doctor to come and open his heart in front of us. He is a cardiologist, I don't believe he has a problem!"

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After this news, the Patronage has learned that Countess Marie-Antoinette Testagrande has been seen visiting the fish shops in Lapraka, to see if the boats have brought in eels.

"I want them for some friends, we're having dinner, " she explained.

Note: Patronažisti is a satirical pro-seafood column         


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