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Person of the Year 2024

2024-12-30 22:31:37Pikëpamje SHKRUAR NGA LUTFI DERVISHI
Person of the Year 2024
Lutfi Dervishi

It's the time when television stations and portals rush to announce the "Man of the Year," giving the public the opportunity to ask: "Where did this/that come from?"

It is you who will choose the "Person of the Year 2024" with your votes.

1- The Omniscient

A well-known screen figure who has commented on every topic from the war in Ukraine and Gaza to the price of peppers in Laprake. Of course, without ever reading the news.

2- Strategic Investor

This "silent" hero has made it possible for every virgin beach to disappear. Thanks to him, and the government's unlimited support, every beach on the Albanian coast now has a hotel where you can have a coffee for the price of a plane ticket.

3- Korçari

The idol of the young generation, this young man from Korçë, winner of the American lottery, represents the greatest Albanian dream of young people, leaving the country.

4- The virtual protester

This hero of the resistance to the Tirana regime has never left home, but has protested with 3,000 statuses on social networks that no one has read. Such brave men are born once in a century!

5- Kuksiani

He illegally immigrated to England and now talks about Albanian success on TikTok, while working illegally as a dishwasher. He is a symbol of the Albanian dream!

6- The pensioner

Living proof that God exists because there is no scientific explanation for a retiree to survive on the pension they receive.

7- Lower Ari

This Arab entrepreneur has brought a goldfish to the port of Durrës, promising that it will fulfill three wishes for Albanians. 1. New port 2. Tourist port. 3. Dubai in Durrës.

8- The "Call-center" of the century

Representative of a booming sector, who has managed to convince Italian clients that they are talking to a bank in Milan, while his voice is heard from a room in Bathore.

9- Fakeperson

The man who can invent a news story about anything from “aliens in Kakome” to “Invention of the anti-corruption vaccine.”

10- Singer of the '80s

Without singing a single new song this year, she managed to make more noise than all the RTSH festivals combined. The nostalgia she evoked has been so powerful that there are many who believe that by singing they can restore the socialist order.


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