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THE SCHEME IS EXPLAINED / The truth of the mysterious agreement between Beket and Te Gjat 

2024-11-16 21:09:08Patronazhisti SHKRUAR NGA REDAKSIA VOX
THE SCHEME IS EXPLAINED / The truth of the mysterious agreement between Beket
Cesko just received the message that the money is coming

TIRANA/ROME - As soon as they confirmed the transfer of the money to his account, Česku wrote to Gjati: " Grazie vostra Altezza, siete un tesoro!"

They weren't kidding, 110 million euros grain by grain. The scheme had worked so miraculously that these days, when he was waiting to receive the money, Česk was sometimes not trusted. Although it seemed paradoxical, he was afraid that the Tall One might deceive him; and who, he, the grandson of Rome's garbage king Manush Čerroni, Frančesk Beketi, who had defrauded half of Europe plus Deutsche Bank.

"This tall man has the magnetism of the stupid devil," he said to himself when he met him for the first time, many years ago, "he acts as if he is naive, then he introduces a joke or a joke in a foreign language, he dances like a pehlivan from philosophy in painting, from old icons to geopolitics; you have to be careful with this guy, but he reminds me of myself; it seems that something will be done in the future".

Česk had recognized him as the new Minister of Culture, appointed by his friend the Prime Minister, Tos Qorri. And the premonition that they would do good work together had not disappointed him. 25 years later, I Gjati increased his assets by 110 million euros.  

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Below is the true story of the relationship between Cesk Beket and Te Gjati, which was crowned a few days ago with a fat dowry. The beauty is that the news was deafened by talking about an epic conflict, a gigantic clash and a war between light and darkness (and the medemek light was I Gjati, while the darkness was Česku, since he had undertaken to build a hydroelectric plant in Tepelena, which he never started ).

"Take away my garbage (he never said take away my garbage)," Česku said to himself and laughed, " wait, you wait, tomorrow is the day." For so many years in the country of Albanians, he had learned some typical Albanian expressions that he liked very much. But let's start from the beginning.

After a sporadic acquaintance, Česku and I Gjati returned to contact when the latter became prime minister in 2013. A few months ago, Česku had opened the television channel Muzg Channel. The grandson of the trash tycoon had collected all the cream of Albanian journalism in Zug, headed by Sona, without bringing some Italians with Simona Vetura at the head, and had mixed them together like a macchiato. On one side Sona, on the other Simona, and Česku, dazed, only gave money.

In this condition he happened to meet Te Gjat.

"Hey Česk," I Gjati told him, " congratulations on the new business, how was the television?"

"Leave it alone, " replied Cesku, "because I regretted it. Sona and Simona blew my mind, they haven't been seen since the 5 million euro until now. Who knows when I will take out what I spent".

The Tall One laughed. "You come from a family of magicians, you make money out of trash, did you remember that Albania is a field of flowers? He asks us too, who left wool in this loss to make these Katundari people human, dio mio".

There, Česk was asked to make a proposal.

"Listen Your Highness, I found out that your percentage has now gone to 25%, right? His Highness nodded. He could tell by the twinkle in Cesk's eyes when he had something of value.

"Then that's how much I love him too. I'll give you a garbage idea, from the ones you scoff at. But you did it, but I want a quarter of the money, don't talk. The mind pays off. Otherwise, I will release my people from Rome...".

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It so happened that after they agreed, Česku explained the incinerator scheme to Gjati: " You will set up some companies, you will make an unsolicited offer, you will pretend as if you built the incinerators, you will take the money from the municipalities per ton, and in total they go some 430-450 million euros... Let the others be dealt with directly, that something went wrong, let them go to prison".

Sources who make lightning, told the Patronageist that this is the truth of this story. Česku closed Muzg television, almost in a clash with Te Gjati, but in fact he realized that it was useless work and that Sona and Simona were eating up the money. After a long fight with the Albanian government, he opened a trial for serious insult to dignity and waited, year after year, how the work of the incinerators would go.

And here came the good day to receive the quarter of the money, according to the promise. Even though the scheme had not gone as planned for Gjati, he kept talking.

Česk Beketi was sad.

"With such men, Albania will never die," he said to himself and a tear slipped down his cheek and stuck on his chin, "it may decrease, it may lose 300 thousand inhabitants in total, it may be sold piece by piece, but it will not die!"

Note: Patronageist is a satirical column given to alternative scenarios


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